Kristmäss-Zeit

Kristmäss-Zeit


When the snow falls wunderbar
And the children happy are,
When the Glatteis on the street,
And we all a Glühwein need,
Then you know, es ist soweit:
She is here the Weihnachtszeit.

Every Parkhaus ist besetzt,
Weil the people fahren jetzt
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt.
Shopping hirnverbrannte things
And the christmasglocke rings.

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits.

Mother in the kitchen bakes
Schoko-, Nuss- und Mandelkeks
Daddy in the Nebenraum
Schmückt a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum.
He is hanging auf the balls,
then he from the Leiter falls.

Finally the Kinderlein
To the Zimmer kommen rein
And es singt the family
Schauerlich: "Oh Christmastree!"
And jeder in the house
Is packing die Geschenke aus.

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weinacht, frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits.

Mama finds unter the Tanne
Eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,
Papa gets a Schlips und Socken,
everybody does frohlocken.
President speaks on TV,
All around is Harmony.

Bis mother in the kitchen runs:
Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.

And so comes die Feuerwehr
With Tatü-Tata daher,
and they brings a long, long Schlauch
and a long,long Leiter auch.
And they schrei :"Wasser marsch!"
Christmas is now am Arsch.

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits

Heyho MMaennchen, weisst noch wer ich bin?





Aber btt:




(orange)Weihnachtstime



When the last Kalender-sheets
Flattern through the Winter-streets
And Decemberwind is blowing,
Then is everybody knowing
That it is not allzuweit:
She does come, the Weihnachtszeit.


All the Menschen, Leute, people
Flippen out of ihrem Stuebel
Run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess
Make Konsum and business.
Kaufen this and jenes Dings
And the churchturmglocke rings.


Manche holen sich a Taennchen.
When this brennt, they cry: ‚Attention!’
Rufen for the Feuerwehr:
‘Please come quick and rescue her!’
Goes the Taennchen up in Rauch
They are standing on the Schlauch.


In the kitchen of the house
Mother makes the Christmasschmaus.
She is working, schufting, bakes,
Hit is now her Yoghurtkeks.
And the Opa says as tester:
‘We are killed bis zu Sylvester.’
Then he filles the last Glas Wein,
Yes, this is the Christmastime.


Day by day does so vergang,
And the holy night does come.
You can think, you can remember,
This is immer in December.
Then the childrenlein are coming
Candle-wachs is abwaerts running
Bing of Crosby Christmas sings
while the Towerglocke rings
and the angles look so fine
Weil, this is the Weihnachtstime.


Baby-eyes are big and rund,
The family feels kerngesund,
When unterm Baum is hocking –
Realy nothing can them shocking.
They are happy, are so fine,
This happens in Christmastime.


The animals all in the house,
The Hund, the Katz, the bird, the mouse,
Are turning round the Weihnachtstree
Enjoy the day as ever nie,
Weil they find Kittekat and Schappi
In the Geschenkkarton von Pappi.
The family begins to sing
And wieder does a Gloeckchen ring.


Zum Song vom gruenen Tannenbaum
Die Traenen rennen down and down –
Bis the mother ploetzlich flennt:
‚Die Gans im Ofen ist verbrennt!’
Because her nose is very fine
Wie jedes Jahr zur Christmastime(/orange)


(schwarz)(Autor: Unbekannt)(/schwarz)


LG, Woelfin.